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Joke 22

An Elephant meets an Ant.

Ant: Tumhare umer kitni hai?

Elephant: 5 saal.

Ant: 5 saal aur itne barey?

Elephant: Mein Needo jo peeta hoon. ;)

Elephant: Tumhari umer kitni hai?

Ant: 15 saal.

Elephant: 15 saal aur itni chhoti?

Ant: I use Lux, meri khoobsurati se umer ka pata he nahe chalta.. :)

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