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Teacher : In India after Every 10 sec a woman gives birth to a kid.

Sardar : We must find & stop her!      :)

A little boy came home from school and said to his father, "Daddy, today in school I was punished for something that I didn't do."

The Father exclaimed, "But that's terrible! I'm going to have a talk with your teacher about this… by the way, what was it that you didn't do?"

The little boy replied, "My homework."

I have a pen which is blue,

I have a friend which is you, 

Flowers will die,

Waters will dry,

But our Friendship will never say Goodbye!!

Sardar gusay se: waiter chicken biryani mein chicken kiyon nahi hai??

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Waiter: Sahib, gulab jamun mein konsa gulab hota hai..!

Sardar: oh okay…    

Some unrefusable facts!!

Today we have bigger houses but small families 

More degrees but less common sense

Advanced medicines but poor health

Touched moon but no contact with neighbor

High income but less peace of mind

Because

WE BELIEVE IN ALLAH

BUT

DO NOT OBEY ALLAH

Whenever you feel yourself in the sea of tears, worries and tensions. Just go & offer your prayer.

Then bow yourself before HIM, close your eyes. Now universe is much more bright. You will feel better.

Tell HIM everything with tears Don't hide anything. HE knows the hearts. You must feel HE is listening you as sincere friend.

HE will show you right way. HE will solve your problems because HE is the most merciful HE is the most beneficent. HE is our "ALLAH" SUBHANAHU WA'TA'ALA.